May 2013
19 posts
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Correct spelling and grammar are such a turn on.
The more I think about you the more I want to punch you in the face. And the more i hate myself for thinking about you at all.
Struggling to find a happy place. I used to know the way. Can someone give me directions?
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
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You can listen to whatever music you like. But the moment you try and force me to listen to Justin Beiber or one direction I’m likely to try and punch you in the face……just sayin
Some people have wondered in the past why I ‘dont do’ religion. Well prime example is that one of my best friends in the world was given the all clear from a brain tumour 6 months ago. He is one of the most genuinely nice people I have ever met, he is so loving and forgiving.
Well yesterday he found out that the tumour is back. So forgive me if I can’t see this as some stupid...
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I fall hard and fast, and always end up alone, picking myself up out of the dirt to tend to my wounds.
You’d think i would have learnt by now.
Never again…..
deans-pie-at-221b:
kawaiicoyote:
squishyduckable:
lifeisnotasongsweetling:
i suffer when fictional characters embarrass themselves
Do you understand how many times, when re-watching a movie or show, I will hide my face when I know something embarrassing is going to happen? It’s not even rational, but I do it.
this is so accurate omfg i though i was the only one
h0llo:
If you don’t like me tell me so I can not like you too
April 2013
10 posts
jakemalik:
how to tie the strongest knot ever
step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket
step 2: wait 1 minute
I’m 100% done
goalposthead:
Can all the Red Dwarf Fandom gather and do the tongue tied dance? It would be amazing!
Sleeping with a pillow that smells like you is not the same as having you here : (
March 2013
28 posts
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flyingonthefriendshipship:
Would you kill him in his bed? Thrust a dagger through his head? I would not, could not, kill the King. I could not do that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, you see. Now get her to a nunnery.
~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
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Planning my baking themed half sleeve : D
So many ideas running through my head. But i have to wait and be patient!!
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A lot of stuff seems to be falling in to place!
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Was really looking forward to work ,even though today was technically a holiday, for the pure and simple reason that work has air conditioning. Get to work AC not on and not working all day : (
So gross and sweaty!
brucestopherpikewood:
how to be a REAL fan
like the thing